legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 



Till we find our place on the circle of life.





littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”


greetings:

Robert Downey Jr is my fave


get to know me meme → [1/?] favorite animated movies

↳ Anastasia (1997)


winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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