this has changed my life
Best story ever told in the history of stories ever told.
HOLY CRAP GUYS. LENGENDARY TALE
reblog if you cried too
this probably took him 30 minutes to say.. “and i was uhm like you know uhm so basically uhm like i think ……. you know like”
this is such a beautiful story omg
I’m so inspired, I think I’ll write a book
greatest story ever told
i feel enlightened
(Source: buttersocked)
- Lust: Something that I find attractive.
- Pride: Something that I like about myself.
- Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
- Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
- Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
- Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
- Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
Blink 182 - Dysentery Gary
Album: Enema of the State
can all of tumblr just form a new pop band called no direction because look at our lives
gosh-your-lips-look-delicious:
ONLY JUST NOW
DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES
WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.
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WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS A CHILD
I COULD HAVE REALLY USED THESE WHEN I WAS LITTLE GDI. >:|
Dude. My people were fucking yellow when I was little. Not Asian yellow. I mean like a goddamn sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, lemon YELLOW.
Mine were all pink! And fucking blue. Blue. the fuck, this bitch should’ve come out years ago!
awkward moment when i used these as a kid
how old are you people
yea I had these 4 years ago
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